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How much time do these folks spend in the gym? Do they come out periodically to see family and friends? Who cares - this is UH-MAY-ZING!
#2  Did ya hear the one about a girl who walks up to a bar?

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#3  I'd like to think this is the first time they've ever even tried this...

Beginner's luck?