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America has never been more divided during a presidential election.

And regardless of which side of the fence you've been on, there are some definite upsides to the impending Donald Trump presidency that just can't be debated!

Once in office, he won't have unsupervised access to the button
He actually has a (legally binding?) contract outlining the steps his administration will be taking
We'll have a fresh slate on which our president can collect political scandals
Once a year we'll be flooded by Trumpkins
He has one of the 17 greatest signatures of all time
He used to be young (just like all the other 2016 candidates)
The Cubs won the World Series!